Confucius \"I Never Said All That S**t\" Bottle Opener and Cap Catcher for Sale

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Confucius \"I Never Said All That S**t\" Bottle Opener and Cap Catcher For Sale

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Confucius \"I Never Said All That S**t\" Bottle Opener and Cap Catcher :
$33.99

Confucius - I Never Said All That S**t - Bottle Opener and Cap Catcher
Product Overview100% Pine Wood

Add the perfect finishing touch to your kitchen, patio, home bar, mancave, brewery, garage, restaurant or tavern with our Handcrafted BEER:30 Bottle Opener & Cap Catcher

It\'s Over 15 1/2\" Tall and 3/4\" Thick and mounts securely to your wall.

Superior Quality - Made of 100% Solid Wood
This isn\'t one of those little namby pamby fiber board, particle board, cheap plastic or even worse yet, used wood from abandoned old pallets and passed off as reclaimed Barnwood from someplace... overseas.
These well-made, handcrafted old fashion bottle openers make the perfect gift for home brewers, local craft beer makers, mini bars, house warming or retirements, or anyone who opens bottles! Just mount it on the wall, pop the tops and let them fall. The nice wide bucket will catch and securely hold them in place. (they also don\'t get all bent up so if you collect or repurpose caps this is perfect!) Just give it a twist to empty!Our Huge Selection Will Make Gift Giving EASY for you. WE have Bottle Openers that will relate to personality, jobs, humor, pets, and more! You are sure to find a personal gift for anyone on your list.
Product photos are examples and the exact grains and the colors may vary due to the differences in computer monitors. My photography does not do justice to the beauty of the wood. These are not made in bulk in China. We hand select the wood then sand it and stain by hand. Then just to make sure it will last for you, we add a polycrylic seal to it. This mounts securely to a wall, fence post, or anything a screw will bite into. Two mounting screws are included for easy installation using the pre-drilled holes. Fits nice & snug to the wall, unlike some Cap Catchers, it won\'t sway and wobble when you open your favorite beverage. The Bottle Opener is over 15\" tall and 5\" wide and the bucket easily slides on and off to empty.

Details

Production Method: We found ourselves in the garage with a couple of beers and said \"Hey, I wish we had a good-looking bottle cap opener with a bucket that caught the caps and was easy to empty!\". So yeah, that\'s how it happened. As far as quality control, after we put away the power tools, we like testing this product! Oh yeah, and if you email us, we will answer. If you have a problem, we will do our best to fix it.

Width: 5.50 inches
Height: 15.50 inches
Length: 5 inches
Material: Pine